By BGB64

Me: So, Zomboni. First, what do you think of the zombie bobsled teams?

Zomboni: Tey silli. tey go on ice trail before ice trail complit.

Me: Anything else?

Zomboni: Da chille pepprs arr anoi-ing. Tey burn me and ice twail.

Me: So that's all? Seriously?

Zomboni: Daw ye hafe a problemz with dat?

Me: Well, no, but-

Zomboni: Ten shut up!

Me: No. Why should I shut up? If anything, you should be shutting up or I'll-

Zomboni: Do what? Bluff?

Me: Ok then.

I press the button that opens the trap door in front of me making zomboni fall in the incinerator