- Coffee Bean
- Dr. Zomboss
Coffee Bean: What, whereami?
Dr. Zomboss: I plantnapped you. Tell me how to keep zombotany mushrooms awake in the day. The coffee bean zombie failed.
Coffee Bean: Never!
Dr. Zomboss: I guess I'll just have to do THIS!
Dr. Zomboss pushes the button that opens the trapdoor to the incinerator.
Coffee Bean: Ahhh- wait, I can fly.
Dr. Zomboss throws a wrench at coffee bean's wing, breaking it.
Dr. Zomboss: Now you can't.
Coffee Bean: Aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Ten minutes later...
Coffee Bean: Ahh the incinerator in 5 seconds!
4 seconds 999 milliseconds later...
Coffee Bean: Ahhh- huh?
Coffee bean gets caught in a random tractor beam that appeared.
Coffee Bean: A tractor beam?
Peashooter: Hi we just stole a tractor beam and two jetpacks from Dr. Zomboss.
Dr. Zomboss: Now it's time for you to all die.
Dr. Zomboss spits a fireball at the jetpacks and the tractor beam, destroying them.
Peashooter & Cattail: Noooooooo-!
Peashooter & Cattail fall in the incinerator, getting burned to dust.
Coffee Bean: But, why am I still floating?
Steve: You caused a paradox.
Coffee Bean: How?
Steve: By pressing up up down down left right left right B A in Dr. Zomboss'es wrench keyboard. That he threw at you.
Coffee Bean: So?
Steve: Physics break.
Coffee Bean: Boring!
Steve: You cracked the walls of the universe by pressing up up down down left- ok, cut to the point, Unless you find that wrench and enter the konami code again, we're all doomed.
Coffee Bean: And the wrench is where?
Steve: Oh, back up this long hole.
Coffee Bean: If I could fly...
Steve: Try finding a Heal Bean.
Coffee Bean: Ok.
Coffee Bean: I found it!
Coffee bean uses the heal bean.
Coffee Bean: Now to fly up to the top!
Later at the top...
Coffee Bean: Well, Dr. Zomboss is gone...oh, here's the wrench.
Coffee Bean: Up up down down left right left right B A
Wrench: Undoing universe edit.
Coffee Bean: Good.
Wrench: Error. Cannot undo without DrZomboss_Unlock.java active.
Coffee Bean: Here we go again. Now how can I activate that?
Wrench: Error. Cannot tell without DrZomboss_Unlock.java active.
Coffee Bean: Steve?
Steve: Oh, erm, yes. Pull the level furthest to the left in the zombot control.
Coffee Bean: Anyway, where are you Steve?
Steve: I'm just a voice inside your head.
Coffee Bean: Oh, ok. Wait, where'd the zombot go?!
Steve: It's at- aaahhhh- *stops talking*
Coffee Bean: Oh great. I have to do this mysel- oh, theres the zombot. But Zomboss's in it.
Coffee Bean: Oh wait, hallu-
Coffee bean's head explodes, then regenerates.
Coffee Bean: Oh, there it is. but Zomboss isn't in it.
Coffee bean pulls the lever furthest to the left, and then enters the konami code in the wrench.
Wrench: Completed undoing edit.