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By BGB64


Characters[]

Plants[]

  • Peashooter
  • Sunflower
  • Snow Pea
  • Tall-nut w/ mirror
  • Gatling Pea
  • Flower Pot
  • Flying Pot
  • Sun-shroom
  • Puff-shroom
  • Hypno-shroom
  • Scaredy-shroom
  • Ice-shroom
  • Fume-shroom

Zombies[]

  • Flag Zombie
  • Zombie
  • Cone Zombie
  • Bucket Zombie
  • Bungee Zombie
  • Laser Gun Zombie
  • Hypno-shroom Zombie
  • Screendoor Zombie
  • Newspaper Zombie
  • Dr. Edgar Zomboss w/ Zombot
  • Dr.Edgar Zomboss w/ Bomber Helicopter

Others[]

Scenes[]

Factory[]

  • Front Lawn (Infront of the parking in floor 0)
  • Reception (Floor 1)
  • Pea Producement (Floor 2)
  • Sunny Sands (Floor 3)
  • Nutty Nutforest (Floor 4)
  • Shroomy Sea (Floor 5)

Story[]

Beggining[]

It has been years of surviving with just guts and a spoon, but Bloom and Doom Seed Co. has finally opened! All the employees are in the reception.


Miss. Bloom: So, I will show you employees around the place.


Crazy Jave: Do we get cake at the end of the tour?


Miss. Bloom: No.


Moocow (Sadly): Moooo


Crazy Dave: Don't worry guys, I have cake for us!


Dr. E Eggcrack: Fantastic!


Crazy Dave: It'll cost you each $5,000.


Dr. E Eggcrack: Not so fantastic...


Miss. Bloom: Are we going to stand here forever or see the plants?


Crazy Jave: That's a retorical question, isn't it?


Miss. Bloom: Yup.


Everyone goes in the elevator to floor 2.


Elevator: Self Destruct in 10. 9. 8.


Miss. Bloom: Elevators don't self destruct!


Elevator: This one does. 4. 3.


Moocow (Scared): MOOOOOOOOOOO!


Elevator: 2. 1unununununnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn ERROR. ERROR. Cannot light fuse.


Crazy Dave: Yay.


The Elevator Explodes and everybody gets knocked down to the front lawn.


Crazy Jave & Crazy Dave: Noooooooooooooooooooo-


Crazy Jave: We're ok.


Flag Zombie: Brainz


Dr. E Eggcrack: Guys, we have a problem. The zombies got in.


Crazy Jave: I think we can all clearly see that.


Crazy Dave: Because you're crazy! And so am I!


Day[]

Miss. Bloom: Well, atleast we can test these plants now.


Peashooter: Yay!


Miss. Bloom: You can talk?!


Sunflower: And we can sing. Theres a zomb-


Peashooter: Shut up. we can all see there's a zombie and you sing terribly.


Sunflower: Well start shooting then!


Peashooter starts shooting at the flag zombie, more normal zombies come.


Peashooter: I could use some help here...


Snow Pea: Ok!


All the zombies get slowed down.


Snow Pea: By the way sunflower, how did you get here? Only pea plants are on floor two.


Sunflower: The explosion also busted a small hole in floor three and I jumped trough.


Sunflower's Pot: Actually, I jumped through while you were just sitting in me lazily.


Miss. Bloom: The pots talk too?!


Peashooter's Pot: We're pots for planting. Yet we're also plants. HAS YOUR MIND EXPLODED YET?


Crazy Dave: No. Why? Because I'm crazy and so is my brother!


Crazy Jave: Yeah! Also, on an unrelated note, look out for the coneheads and bucketheads!


Dr. E Eggcrack: There are too many! I'll go out there and shoot 'em with my mega laser.


Dr. E Eggcrack goes out behind some rubble and starts firing the laser.


Bungee Zombie: Yeeeeeeha!


Dr. E Eggcrack gets taken by the bungee zombie, dropping the laser gun.


Miss. Bloom: One of them picked up the laser gun!


Crazy Dave: Anyone got a mirror?


Miss. Bloom: Now is not the time for fashion!


Peashooter gets killed by the laser gun zombie.


Crazy Jave: Here's one!


Crazy Dave: Go get a tall-nut!


Crazy Jave: OK!


Crazy Jave climbs up the broken elevator wire to floor 4 and takes a tall-nut. On the way down he kills a conehead.


Crazy Dave: Pass me the mirror and the tall-nut!


Crazy Jave gives Crazy Dave the tall nut and the mirror and Crazy Dave puts the mirror and the tall nut in front of the snow pea.


Snow Pea: Do you really think I can protect this lawn by myself? Get gatling pea and threepeater!


Gatling Pea: Hi! I'm in a plane flower pot!


Flying pot: Yo 'sup

Night[]

Meanwhile, in the middle of the graveyard...


Bungee Zombie: Edgar. Join the zombies. Feast on brains. And get to lead us!


Hypno-shroom Zombie: Look into my eyes. Forget all those plants and join the zombies.


Dr. E Eggcrack: Yes. I will destroy those foolish living ones. and I shall change my name to Dr. Edgar Zomboss!



-insert evil laugh here-


Bungee Zombie: Yes. We will eat their yummy brainz! Nothing can stop us!


Back at the factory...


Crazy Dave: Yeah, we sure rekilled 'em.


Crazy Jave: Uh oh. It's turning night. no more solar power from the sun.


Sunflower: You have me fools! I'll get you sun!


Sunshroom: And me! Hate the stuff, but since you love it so much, you can have all of it!


Puff-shroom:  I don't need sun!


Snow pea: Yeah, but you can't fire as far.


Hypno-shroom: Maybe he could learn to paralyse zombies with his cuteness.


Hypno-shroom and Hypno-shroom Zombie (To each other): Lookintomyeyes!


Puff-shroom: Thats called hypno-hypno. 3, 2, 1...


Hypno-shroom and Hypno-shroom Zombie imploded each other.


Puff-sroom: And that's what it does.


Snow pea: Guys, we have shooting to do here!


Puff-shroom: I'll plant more of myself while shooting.


Scaredy-shroom: Guys, what if we don't kill all of the zombies what if we die what then??


Sun-shroom: Pull yourself together! We won't die! We will destroy the zombies!


Meanwhile, at Dr. Zomboss's Lab:


Dr. Zomboss: We will destroy the plants and eat the living one's brains!


Bungee Zombie: I'll take out the snow-pea!


Screen Door Zombie: I'll use this screen door shield!


Newspaper Zombie: I'll read this newspaper!


Dr. Zomboss: Really?


Newspaper Zombie: It'll be good!


Back at the factory...



Sunflower: Wait, how did all you mushrooms even get here? You're on floor 5!


Sun-shroom: Oh, we just woke up and heard the zombies so we came down the elevator shaft to help.


Sunflower: Oh.


Ice-shroom: I'll freeze all the zombies while planting another of myself.


Ice-shroom freezes the zombies.


Fumeshroom: Ohhai guys.


Sunflower: Hi.


Crazy Dave: *yawn* this is getting boring.


Crazy Jave: Oh look a meteor!


Crazy Jave & Crazy Dave get blown up by the meteor.


Crazy Dave & Crazy Jave: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo-


Crazy Dave: We're ok.


Moocow (Happily): Mooooooo!


Surprize![]

Miss. Bloom: Uh oh.


Moocow (Confused): Moooooooo?


Miss. Bloom: Over there (Pointing at the road)


Crazy Dave: Dr. Eggcrack?!


Dr. Zomboss (in zombot): Surprize! People don't call me that anymore. I AM DR. EDGAR ZOMBOSS!


-insert evil laugh here-


Crazy Jave: Meh...


Cattail: 'su- oh. The Zombot is.


Sea-shroom: Hi mushrooms! I'm an aquatic mushroom!


Zombot starts attacking


Sun-shroom: That could be a problem.


Snow Pea: I can't slow it down!


Ice-shroom: I can!


Ice-shroom freezes just after zomboss spits a fireball


Crazy Dave: And you froze the fireball!


Puff-shroom: You mean extinguished.


Miss. Bloom: Whatever.


Zomboss thaws out


Gatling Pea: I'll fly up and constantly spit peas at him.


Snow pea and puff-shroom get killed by a plasma laser before deflecting off mirror tall-nut


Tall-nut: Wait, how did that get snow pea?! He was behind me!


Sunflower: Oh well. Focus on more important things.


Gatling Pea: Guys, I found the weak spot! Shoot at the control panel!


Dr. Zomboss's Zombot gets blown to peices, and Dr. Zomboss gets rescued by a bungee zombie.


Sun-shroom: Oh. This is bad.


Sunflower: What?


Sun-shroom: Look up.


Sunflower looks up and sees a bomber helicopter flying with Dr. Zomboss inside.


Miss. Bloom: The factory!


Dr. Zomboss drops a bomb on the factory, completely destroying it.



The End!

Trivia[]

  • The idea for the exploding elevator came from a part of a movie where the guy said "rescue pods don't self destruct!" and the robot said "this one does."
  • Moocow is a cow that warped in from Minecraft.
    • This is the reason this story has the category "Crossover Fanfics".
  • The hypno-hypno is probably one reason why there were no hypno-shroom zombies in PvZ, although the main reason is it's a mushroom.
    • Although maybe they would just have no effect on each other.
  • The title is a referance to the writing on every seed packet in game; "Bloom and Doom Seeds Co."
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